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# Crikey.
That's not bad going!

I foolishly asked my GP if the NHS could assist me with weight loss, and she said 'No. Find a private hypnotherapist or something.'

She was very helpfulshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# cry.
go to a male doctor, crying always makes them feel uncomfortable. say your weight makes you feel hideous, you've stopped going out because you think people are staring at you and, on bad days, you feel suicidal. this will often do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Haha
I shall have to give that a try ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# NEVER buy over-the-counter weight loss drugs
they're all shit. the only ones that work are xenical and reductil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I never do.
Might go in demanding the NICE-approved ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)
# they might give you the 10mg reductil
if you have high blood pressure, you've got no chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Thankfully
I have remarkably healthy BP
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# mine is low
but it always has been
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Mebbe
that's the advantage of being overweight. We can't get too angry or we'd explode ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# haahaha!
my sister has very high blood pressure, but she's in a stressful job and a ton of debt. i never borrow and i don't work, so i'm quite stress-free ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# It's certainly the way forward.
Amazing how having a job is supposed to be a good thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)
# one day, i shall finish my book
then i shall use the money to buy my private island, from which i shall RULE THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


ahem, i may have said too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
# It's a plan.
Also, detonate France plz.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)
# that's a given
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)
# My girlfriend got some advice a while ago.
Mostly it was eat better, do more exercise. Pretty common sense really.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Yeah
I get bored of doing that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# i couldn't exercise for years
now i walk everywhere and i've got my exercise bike
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# I think moving to Sheffield should be part of any weight loss plan.
With all the hills you can't help but lose weight.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# arf!
there's a hill between mine and my mum's houses, so i'm backwards and forwards over the damn thing almost every day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# There's a nice one on my way to work.
Unless I'm at the other hospital, in which case there's a much bigger one.
It knackered me for the first few days.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# tomorrow is my big exercise day
over the hill to the post office, then on to the shopping centre, then at least 2 hours shopping. i can get everything i need in about 10 minutes, but i love shopping :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I usually get what I need as quickly as possible, unless it's food or CDs.
I might be going camping this weekend, in which case I'll be trying to stop my girlfriend from complaining as we walk up hills.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
# i like camping
provided i'm not in a draughty tent in sub-zero temperatures, with nothing but the ground to sleep on and what i didn't know at the time was a ticking time-bomb in my stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Oh yeah, we've both had food poisoning at music festivals before.
That's a seriously unpleasant experience. The toilets are bad enough without having to go back every hour.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
# it wasn't that
i was rushed into hospital a week later with a hernia that was about to rupture
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Ouch.
You win.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# i was lucky
it nearly killed me.
now i just have an unhappy face on my stomach :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I must be the exception to that rule then!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# The rule might be different if you have a car
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# and work in catering!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# that's my mum's downfall
she's a party caterer. she doesn't really eat what she's cooking, but she tends to spend all her profits on all-inclusive holidays
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)