Yes there is.And it pisses me off that I know that. That just shows how pervasive this shite has become. I haven't even been watching it. Literally, I haven't watched 10 minutes of it cumulatively, yet I know that there are those two pricks that would change their names by deed poll just to get on television.
Every year I submit my recommendations on improving the show to channel 4 and every year they never seem to take heed:
1. Make every doorframe and window airtight.
2. Lock EVERYTHING.
3. Rig all of the taps to break and start leaking water.
4. Sit back and watch as the house fills with water gradually over the course of the next 10 weeks, and they all drown.
5. Shoot Davina McCall thorugh the head with a revolver.
(Every year I submit my recommendations on improving the show to channel 4 and every year they never seem to take heed:
1. Make every doorframe and window airtight.
2. Lock EVERYTHING.
3. Rig all of the taps to break and start leaking water.
4. Sit back and watch as the house fills with water gradually over the course of the next 10 weeks, and they all drown.
5. Shoot Davina McCall thorugh the head with a revolver.
PMGT -Bacon.,
Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:35,
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Ha ha ha!Luckily I haven't watched Channel 4 since BB started so it hasn't seeped into me till that advert tonight. However, I was listening to the radio the other day and I heard someone say that pretty much no-one is actually watching this series at all, so I guess there is some hope that it will be cancelled after this series.
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:38,
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tim henman is going to win wimbledon this year, I can feel it
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:51,
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