Mein Kampfire
From the Draw Hitler challenge. See all 341 entries (closed)
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From the Draw Hitler challenge. See all 341 entries (closed)
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A ZIP! FOR A MOUTH!
A FUCKING ZZZZZZZIIIIIIP!!!!
edit: also, hahahaha
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:02,
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edit: also, hahahaha
Likewise.
Not been round these parts recently, but saw the image challenge and couldn't resist.
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:18,
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Arf!
Also, I am just watching 8 out of 10 cats and there was an advert on for Big Brother.
Did I hear correctly that there is someone in it called Dogface, and someone called Halfwit?
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:21,
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Did I hear correctly that there is someone in it called Dogface, and someone called Halfwit?
the blonde bird's called dogface and there's a posh bloke called halfwit
they made them change their names by Deed Poll
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:25,
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Ah ok.
SO they did it once they were in the house? That makes more sense. I still think they are cunts though mind ;)
How do tonight Prodge?
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:30,
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How do tonight Prodge?
getting pissed again :)
and dicking about the internet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xynmsvBgAaw
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:37,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=xynmsvBgAaw
Awwwww!
This is my favourite youtube video at the moment:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkYYVWlXtAw ;)
Also, fluff?
This is the chinchilla I am looking after for a couple of weeks :D
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:45,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkYYVWlXtAw ;)
Also, fluff?
This is the chinchilla I am looking after for a couple of weeks :D
advice : dont whimsically wander past giving instructions to a bubble head
when it comes to feeding time
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:48,
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yes
*hangs head in shame*
I was hoping it had gin for blood
or that i could store my warm gin inside it such that it would cool
I'm such a twat :(
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:52,
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I was hoping it had gin for blood
or that i could store my warm gin inside it such that it would cool
I'm such a twat :(
As a scientist I can confidently say that I have no fucking clue.
Sand might be dirt, it might not. It depends.
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:02,
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That's only tropical white sand (it's parrotfish poo).
Normal sand is just mini bits of rock.
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:06,
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White tropical sand is parrotfish shit?
NO ONE TOLD ME THIS!
(I'm guessing it's from the coral they eat?)
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:10,
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(I'm guessing it's from the coral they eat?)
i know
hump-headed parrot fish eat coral, then poo out the white sand. if that's not dirty, i don't know what is.
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:12,
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I refuse to believe
that glass is made from super-heated fish poo
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:08,
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even if its
fossilized fish poo?
I believe its the spaghetti monster farting
ablestmage.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/possible-origins-of-sand-fountain-video/
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:13,
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I believe its the spaghetti monster farting
ablestmage.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/possible-origins-of-sand-fountain-video/
fish and spag
do not mix... or do they?
one of the ultimate questions of the universe as unanswerable
as why spice girl to shag?
don't try and read thats (its unanswerable)
I do a good line in that sort of thing.
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:22,
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one of the ultimate questions of the universe as unanswerable
as why spice girl to shag?
don't try and read thats (its unanswerable)
I do a good line in that sort of thing.
you don't shag spice girls
you strap them to a bacon slicer and slice them thinly, feet first, so they're alive to watch
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:24,
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I'm begining to worry about the
people who have yet to put me on ignore
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:30,
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I wouldn't say it is myself.
However, I attempted to explain why not to myself by saying, Well sand is broken down rocks and dirt is.....
but then I thought, what the fuck is dirt?
It may well be that it is much older broken down rocks and shit....
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:06,
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but then I thought, what the fuck is dirt?
It may well be that it is much older broken down rocks and shit....
Well, some of that is clay, or sand, or loam
looooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmm
*writes this on blackboard*
and some is bacteria. and I guess viruses, and maybe worms and tiny insects, and fungi...
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 23:12,
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*writes this on blackboard*
and some is bacteria. and I guess viruses, and maybe worms and tiny insects, and fungi...
She's a fucking filthy bitch.
Me and Monty should really get round to doing the sequel....
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:58,
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Yes there is.
And it pisses me off that I know that. That just shows how pervasive this shite has become. I haven't even been watching it. Literally, I haven't watched 10 minutes of it cumulatively, yet I know that there are those two pricks that would change their names by deed poll just to get on television.
Every year I submit my recommendations on improving the show to channel 4 and every year they never seem to take heed:
1. Make every doorframe and window airtight.
2. Lock EVERYTHING.
3. Rig all of the taps to break and start leaking water.
4. Sit back and watch as the house fills with water gradually over the course of the next 10 weeks, and they all drown.
5. Shoot Davina McCall thorugh the head with a revolver.
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:35,
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Every year I submit my recommendations on improving the show to channel 4 and every year they never seem to take heed:
1. Make every doorframe and window airtight.
2. Lock EVERYTHING.
3. Rig all of the taps to break and start leaking water.
4. Sit back and watch as the house fills with water gradually over the course of the next 10 weeks, and they all drown.
5. Shoot Davina McCall thorugh the head with a revolver.
Ha ha ha!
Luckily I haven't watched Channel 4 since BB started so it hasn't seeped into me till that advert tonight. However, I was listening to the radio the other day and I heard someone say that pretty much no-one is actually watching this series at all, so I guess there is some hope that it will be cancelled after this series.
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:38,
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Hahah
This is spot on for my poor Friday night end-of-week frazzled brain.
If anyone uses long words tonight, I am doomed.
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Fri 10 Jul 2009, 22:24,
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If anyone uses long words tonight, I am doomed.