You can it read the evening paper:
South African born Peitersen did not offer a shot to the delivery that tore his off stump from the ground
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:28,
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"He was also stripped of the captaincy for being a dirty foreigner in the pay of dirty foreigners who wish to sabotage England's test side"
"Luckily we have much more reliable and inventive batsmen like Ian Bell"
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:30,
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reliable: always gets three runs
inventive: keeps finding new ways to get out
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:31,
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ah come on now
once he gets 3 runs, he often converts that into 9
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:33,
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