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# I briefly entertained the thought of starting a twitter account to do just that
post stupid made-up messages, or just twit every time I go and pee. And nothing else.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Amazing...
you're writing the future terms & conditions of the site...

e.g.
1. Only post things if you're a twat.
2. Think someone else gives a fuck
3. Tell us about the shape, size, smell, consistency and taste of your stools.
4. Enjoying stapling body parts to abstract items.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Abstract, hmmmm.
Stapling a cock to a philosophy? A theory? A metaphor?
{;-)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I'd staple my cock to unenployment
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)