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# Folow me on twatter.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# that's the kind of thing 4dam does actually do
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Ahhh.
bless 'em
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Heh
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Ah
I miss his spontaneous tales of hapless people being fisted by Rhinos or raped by elephants before lunchtime during the week
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)
# That is those crazy mother fucking 50s for you
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)
# LOL I JUST STAPLED MY COCK TO A BUS
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)
# why would you do such a thing?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Exactly,
why a bus?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Shits n giggles
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I briefly entertained the thought of starting a twitter account to do just that
post stupid made-up messages, or just twit every time I go and pee. And nothing else.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Amazing...
you're writing the future terms & conditions of the site...

e.g.
1. Only post things if you're a twat.
2. Think someone else gives a fuck
3. Tell us about the shape, size, smell, consistency and taste of your stools.
4. Enjoying stapling body parts to abstract items.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Abstract, hmmmm.
Stapling a cock to a philosophy? A theory? A metaphor?
{;-)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I'd staple my cock to unenployment
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# and the competition
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)