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# Yay! How nice

Somebody contacted me last week about this one:
Shroom family
(cfb)

They wanted to make 'funny' postcards out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)
# reminds me of labyrinth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I told Mediocre not to wear his tight trousers in the background!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
# don't!
those tight grey pants give me the moistness of glee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# You say that now,
wait till you actually see him in them.

I have it on good authority it will make you throw up organs you didn't even know you had ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:35, archived)
# even if i pretend he's bowie?
if i take my glasses off, his face will look blurry anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Maybe....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# game on!
*loses glasses*
*orders lube*
*and vodka*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Tell em to shove it down their Japs eyes!
Either that or make some money ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I chose option 2

Yes, option 2

I'm playing for option 2, please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
The joke's on you! There is no Option 2!

*runs away*

*trips over rabbit hole*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# you only trip over rabbit holes
so you can be taken roughly from behind.
you can't fool me, i invented that trick!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
# yeah
you should have killed them before they had a chance to cry rape
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)
# ooo, alien resurrection is just starting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Oooooh!
You just reminded me that mississippi burning is on tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# yes, but ron perlman isn't in that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Yes,
but I am not interested in seeing a Ron Perlman film other than City of Lost Children.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# i've got that
but only on video :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Oh man.
With English or French Sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)
# french
widescreen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Sweeet!
It appears, as I just checked, that Alien Ressurection was directed by Jeunet too. I guess it must be ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)
# i'm afraid not
it's a big bag of wank
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# O Rly?
Never mind, are any of the Alien films any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
# one and two
are fucking great, in totally different ways
3 is pish
and although 4 looks great, it's just nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
# aliens fucking rawks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
# i got it off some bloke
who was giving away all his videos. he'd never even watched it.
alien resurrection isn't bad, but apparently i'm in the minority on this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I very occasionally get people asking about my pics
but I only ever make em the size I post em so not really viable...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
# If it's on Flickr, I usually have a much larger version at hand

Except this one, mind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)