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# Wrong!
Pineapple can only be tolerated in juice form. Nothing else is acceptable.

As evidence, the prosecution would like to call this exhibit:

'The Hawaiian Pizza'

My case rests, m'lud.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I TOO USED TO BE INTOLERANT OF THE HAWAIIAN PIZZA
BUT I CHANGED MAN, I CHANGED

YOU CAN TOO BROTHER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Never!
Anchovies, capers, even artichokes are allowed. Pineapple simply is not permitted.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
#
join us, join us, join us, join us, join us
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *breaks out the emergency putanesca sauce*
I must resist....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Not even pineapple in hong kong style sweet and sour prawns?
It's only little tiny chunks
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Now this complicates the issue.
I'm not much of a fan of pineapple in sweet and sour sauces, but it is delicious on pizzas.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# But pineapple is the ultimate sweet and sour delicacy!
Ripened just right it is both sweet and sour itself, so makes a perfect addition so such a sauce as each tiny bite is like tasting the essence of sweet and sour heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Unfortunately, they normally end up with sweet pineapple with not enough sour.
Making the whole thing rather too sweet and sickly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# No, not even that, I'm afriad.
the chunks, no matter how small, have to be removed*.

*so they can later be forced into the gullets of small songbirds, causing them to choke to death.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# So that's why there are so many pigeons in London
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# ....and I will dispose of them ALL!
Mwahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I know brother, I know
the jalapeno, the anchovy, the olive and the peperoni are beautiful bedfellows on the pizza, BUT MAKE ROOM IN YOUR HEART (AND YOUR PIZZA) FOR THE PINEAPPLE. I BESEECH THEE BROTHER GRUNTFUTTOCK! THINK OF THE HAWAIIAN CHILDRENS WHO WILL BE BEATEN IF YOU DO NOT EAT THEIR PINEAPPLY PRODUCT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I just can't.
It's wrong, and not in a sordid 'wrong, but sort of right' way, either.

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# The only thing wrong with hawaiian pizza
is the finite capacity of my stomach to entertain their delicious nourishing goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# JOIN WITH ME AND WE CAN SPREAD THE WORD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# *points at the wrong-doers*
Guards! Seize them!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *Fends off guards easily thanks to hawaiian pizza-fueled super muscles*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# the benefits are numerous
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Well, it keeps the sick-bag manufacturers in business, I suppose.
;-)

I love pineapple really. Just not on pizza.
They have this fab way of serving them in Vietnam, completely peeled and on a stick, like an ice cream. Absolutely gorgeous.

*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I like the way that Pineapple makes your teeth feel sharper
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# that's because they *are* sharper
You need to think dog-thoughts and they actually extend!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# your kind is outdated and unenlightened
there is only one way forward. it is the way of the pineapple

JOIN THE BROTHERHOOD OF BROMLIACEAE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I will happily burn as a heretic
to maintain this (altogether correct) stance.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# we'll meet again gruntfuttock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9578845
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)