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I used to get the bus at that bus stop on the right

Got drive-by water pistoled there once :P

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

pistols of piss and it only cost a fiver

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

we were expecting bleach or worse, this is Liverpool after all

thankfully everyone in the queue was 100% sure it was only water, i.e. no-one stank of piss, bleach or worse

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

Yes, it could have been worse

Acid

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

or shit

would have needed a wider bore nozzle for that though. Anyway I like to think he crashed and is now in hell drinking piss, bleach, acid and shit.

I like the red panda icon btw :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

not if it was the old rusty water

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

yeah

but trying to fill a water pistol with diarrhoea would have been just as bad for him, even worse if it was someone else's

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

This is what funnels are for

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

if you come back to liverpool

i could easily arrange piss, bleach or acid.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

as my original post stated

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

indeed

although technically i don't live in liverpool

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)

neither do I :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)

yes

but i'm a lot closer than you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

I am happy to be this far away from it :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)