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[challenge entry] The Adolphi hotel

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(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)
# haha
loon!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# hitler was a big fan of berets
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)
# IT'S.HIS.HAIR!!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I used to get the bus at that bus stop on the right
Got drive-by water pistoled there once :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)
# pistols of piss and it only cost a fiver
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# we were expecting bleach or worse, this is Liverpool after all
thankfully everyone in the queue was 100% sure it was only water, i.e. no-one stank of piss, bleach or worse
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Yes, it could have been worse
Acid
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# or shit
would have needed a wider bore nozzle for that though. Anyway I like to think he crashed and is now in hell drinking piss, bleach, acid and shit.

I like the red panda icon btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# not if it was the old rusty water
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# yeah
but trying to fill a water pistol with diarrhoea would have been just as bad for him, even worse if it was someone else's
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# This is what funnels are for
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# if you come back to liverpool
i could easily arrange piss, bleach or acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# as my original post stated
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# indeed
although technically i don't live in liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# neither do I :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# yes
but i'm a lot closer than you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I am happy to be this far away from it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# you should try asking them to call you a taxi
its like asking hitler to kiss a jew
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# that place is shite
the rooms are small, tacky and haven't been decorated for about 50 years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)
# They can't decorate them
due to the tackiness, which is 1920s jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# 1920's jazz-playing jizz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# oh yes and topped of with some 1950s mother fucking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# last time i stayed there
it was about £150 for a double room for one night and the breakfast was crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# real crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Nothing but the best

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# It makes me think of the new Dell ad
Where they do multicoloured turds on a conveyor belt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# where can I buy some?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# eat play-doh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# real crap would probably have been tastier
we were mildly hungover, so we ended up going to a cheap cafe for a fry-up instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Was it worse then a McDonlands breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# yes. yes it was.
tiny pots of sour marmalade, cold toast and piss-weak tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# McD's bacon is just cardboard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Pfffft.
Evening, fellow Owls-supporter.

If you're actually a United supporter, please lay the blame at the feet of my less than reliable memory.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Oh hai!
yes owls
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha, nice.
In other - movie - news.
Look who is playing Odin in the upcoming Marvel 'Thor' flick...

www.imdb.com/title/tt0800369/

Even if it's sh*t, it's gotta be worth admission price for this alone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Who on earth?
Oh god, it has Brian in it :D

I have a feeling it is going to be shite on a camp level
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)