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# They can't decorate them
due to the tackiness, which is 1920s jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
# 1920's jazz-playing jizz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# oh yes and topped of with some 1950s mother fucking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# last time i stayed there
it was about £150 for a double room for one night and the breakfast was crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)
# real crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Nothing but the best

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# It makes me think of the new Dell ad
Where they do multicoloured turds on a conveyor belt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)
# where can I buy some?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# eat play-doh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# real crap would probably have been tastier
we were mildly hungover, so we ended up going to a cheap cafe for a fry-up instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Was it worse then a McDonlands breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# yes. yes it was.
tiny pots of sour marmalade, cold toast and piss-weak tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# McD's bacon is just cardboard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:57, archived)