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# Smashmonkey I am sad.
Today I found a soggy bee in the watering can. I rescued him and put him in the sun. Later some fucking ants had destroyed him. I am incalculably upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# why didn't you do mouth to mouth?!
I am enraged
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# :'c
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# You sacrificed a bee to some ants?
I am disgusted
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# :'C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# You bummed a bee?
*Phones RSPB*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# You guys are all jerks :''''''C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# this is bad news
bees are becoming scarce, but ants are everywhere. i feel you have discovered the reason why: ants are in league with sentient watering cans.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I saw hundreds of bees at the weekend.
They kept getting in the way of some gooseberries I was trying to pick.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# they don't want you to eat their gooseberries
they're like smack to bees
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Fuck 'em,
I wanted gooseberry fool.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I imagined that line being said by Mr T.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# i prefer rhubarb crumble myself
with ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I'd be happy with that too.
But it was gooseberries we found hanging around in a hedge, so we had them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# i make fabulous crumbles
next month shall be apple crumble time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# We found a few apples trees too, and a wood with the floor virtually covered in blackberries.
No double we'll be crumbling before long too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# crumbles are awesome
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Bees
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B103CQB1xkI
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# that's some funky bee pron music
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# heheheh
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)