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# i don't think he's having fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# no hands and a vertical wasp will do that to a man
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# he sold his hands to buy the watch
and it's a fly, as are the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I know a vertical wasp when I see one
even one in disguise like that one is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# damn sneaky vertical wasps!
he must be a ninja wasp, which would explain why he is vertical and dressed in black.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Impossible
You never even see ninja-wasps.

They just sting you out of nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# like the stripy bastard
that got me on the end of the nose :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
musn't laugh


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

please tell me there is a pic of the aftermath!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# no
nor is there a pic of the aftermath of another of the little fuckers stinging me on the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# they hide in your ice-cream
in their winter camo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I'm not surprised
That giant watermelon is about to land on his head :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# melonhead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# when things fly like that...
...the end is near.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# is it extremely fucking nigh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# EFN...
...EFN!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# i may have to rewatch 28 days later
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# im sorry
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# *whispers into lapel mike*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# you have...
...PIXELITUS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Hock that logey now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Smashmonkey I am sad.
Today I found a soggy bee in the watering can. I rescued him and put him in the sun. Later some fucking ants had destroyed him. I am incalculably upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# why didn't you do mouth to mouth?!
I am enraged
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# :'c
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# You sacrificed a bee to some ants?
I am disgusted
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# :'C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# You bummed a bee?
*Phones RSPB*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# You guys are all jerks :''''''C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# this is bad news
bees are becoming scarce, but ants are everywhere. i feel you have discovered the reason why: ants are in league with sentient watering cans.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I saw hundreds of bees at the weekend.
They kept getting in the way of some gooseberries I was trying to pick.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# they don't want you to eat their gooseberries
they're like smack to bees
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Fuck 'em,
I wanted gooseberry fool.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I imagined that line being said by Mr T.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# i prefer rhubarb crumble myself
with ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I'd be happy with that too.
But it was gooseberries we found hanging around in a hedge, so we had them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# i make fabulous crumbles
next month shall be apple crumble time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# We found a few apples trees too, and a wood with the floor virtually covered in blackberries.
No double we'll be crumbling before long too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# crumbles are awesome
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Bees
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B103CQB1xkI
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# that's some funky bee pron music
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# heheheh
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# He should've stuck with FUNBEES

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# he should have stuck with FUNBAGS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)