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# phantom shits are the best
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Where you think it's going to be huge and awesome, but really it's a single tiny poop?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I thought it's when you do what feels like a massive shit,
and then you look in the bowl and there's nothing there. Like it came out so fast it scooted straight round the U-bend under its own momentum.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)
# You're gross. Talking about poo is for children.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I remember the day of b3ta when talk about your shit was a daily thing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# You've not been over to /talk much then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Not for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
#
Verily I say unto you, unless ye be converted and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the Kingdom of Heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# no, where you go to wipe your arse and there is nothing there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)
# they're all well and good until your loo blocks,
and you have to call an exorcist.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
# i have a bathroom-related problem
i want a shower, but the hair trap needs cleaning. i don't want to clean it but, if i don't, the bathroom will flood when i get a shower. what should i do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# just pull out the shower trap and have a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)
# that still involves touching the hair trap
i know it's only my hair, but it's still nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Do it with your toes and just leave it in the bottom of the bath, that is what I do
Talking of which, I am going for a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# my mate left some poo bags here
last time he brought his dog. i shall put one of those on my hand and pick the hair trap up, crisis averted.
TO THE SHOWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Fucking hell
Your hair trap must be rank if you'd rather put your hand in a bag of dogshit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
# clean it anyway, wuss
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# but i don't want to!
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Mr muscle drain cleaner
can help to dissolve hair.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
# But..
only as part of a calorie controlled diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)