You're joking, right? That's a joke? Please tell me that's a joke?
She's more wooden than a splinter of the True Cross.
She's as dull as Martian ditchwater.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:53,
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there's water on Mars????
well fuck my hat
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:58,
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I was trying to make my comparisons more extreme, but it didn't work out so well.
Anyway, yes there is water ice on Mars, but no liquid water. Or ditchwater.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:03,
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"Well fuck my hat" is one of the primary grammatical reasons for which English was invented.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:03,
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I love her and I want to lick her wrinkle-free forehead.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:02,
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She's a Professor of Wrinkleology! : "I call these ... Deep Wrinkles"
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:04,
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