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# You're joking, right? That's a joke? Please tell me that's a joke?
She's more wooden than a splinter of the True Cross.
She's as dull as Martian ditchwater.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# there's water on Mars????
well fuck my hat
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I was trying to make my comparisons more extreme, but it didn't work out so well.
Anyway, yes there is water ice on Mars, but no liquid water. Or ditchwater.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# "Well fuck my hat" is one of the primary grammatical reasons for which English was invented.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I love her and I want to lick her wrinkle-free forehead.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# She's a Professor of Wrinkleology! : "I call these ... Deep Wrinkles"
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)