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# So, that's why they took away your allotment, is it?
;-)
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I have a garden, I can wank in peace
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
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Wanking in peas is great.
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# If it's all the same to you,
I'm going try to keep that image as far away from my mind as possible.

*applies extra-strength Mind Domestos©*
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahaa, it's ok, I've never had an al fresco wank! :P
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# just as well or Google will photo you from space
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
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Oh he's great at giving them; just order the meatball special at Al's Italian on the corner and wait for him to invite you into the garden..
(, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)