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# Redsushi fell over a cup and broke all his bones.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
# he sent me the photo!
i was doing karaoke.
he should really marry me and come and live with me and let me look after him. god knows noone else would have the clumsy raspberry ripple.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)
# First a football beats him up, and now he falls over a cup.
Amy, you need to protect him from VICIOUS NOUNS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
# i know.
i tell him daily how much i love him(i do..which is worrying)...and will he listen? will he let me protect and save him..will he fuck.
arrogant cockney bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I'd want somebody to check on those damn socks of his. There's weird shit growing in them.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
# FREEBASE 4EVA IN OUR HARTS.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
# LOLSOX
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Are they shoes?
Or thigh high, sexy, white leather boots?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
# i'd wear those
if it wasn't for the fact they'd make me look like a pervy snowman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
# they're fucking prophylactics
which suggests they plan to keep him bed bound for a couple of days, or fly him out somewhere. poor bastard
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# i had nothing to do with it, i swear!
*hides giant leg johnnies*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)
# These shoes are making me thirsty
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 2:44, archived)