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# FUCK YEAH!
shave my face til i bleed bone marrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# :(
I saw a video last night of a man diving off a cliff into the sea and hitting his face on a concrete walkway below.

It was horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Ugh
I remember a guy I lived with told me he had a snuff video.
These days you don't need sick connections, just an internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# How is is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# His face/front part of his head split completely in two
And he was still alive in hospital :(

Why do I watch these stupid links people send me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Duuuuuude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I know.
He could smoke like a whole box of cigars without taking them out of the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I have watched some sick shit in the past, but I wish I hadn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I think the video that haunted me the most was that chechnyan beheading video
I remember watching it about 8 years ago and wishing mind bleach was real :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# like that bloody teddy version of the iraqi(?) beheading
where the f**ing sound was real :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# :( I need fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# not technically fluff
but will a piglet squid do?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# :D
i want a flock of them, capable of flying through the air, so i can take them on walks around town. now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I reckon they'd be cheeky little buggers who keep flying away and hiding in the flowerbeds
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# yes! and they'd steal the flakes from people's ice creams and suchlike too
need :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Thank you for gleeing my hometime up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# ^this
The internet has taught me to defer my own curiousity.

Watching that English chap get beheaded did it for me.
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Mr McBawls,
stop watching those stupid links people send you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I'm going to stick with keyboard cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# What if keyboard cat played him off?
That would be a quandary.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Actually, that might make it better.
End on a high note :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# argh christ >.< was he ok?
(in an overall sense - i'm gonna assume his face wasn't looking so hot)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# i'm sorry
but that makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)