I would shag his mum and then make sure he walked in on us as I was doing her up her arseJust to see him running off crying and traumatised by seeing his mum getting it up the arse
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:25,
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No you wouldntYou've never had sex in your life and wouldnt have a clue about what to do.
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:26,
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