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# WHO DU YU THINK; LIBYUNS!!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# What is it?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# A white hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Is this some kind of slang for a zit?
Because if it is...
*puches fist into the palm of his hand*
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# It's a Red Dwarf quote.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# A White Hole?

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
A black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe - a white hole returns it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# you mean that thing's spewing time
back into the universe?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Precisely.
That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# just when things are taking a dwarfy turn
my lunch is ready.
later all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# So what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# \o/
www.b3ta.com/board/9593676
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# it
it
1  /t/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [it] Show IPA pronoun, nominative it, possessive its or (Obsolete or Dialect) it, objective it; plural nominative they, possessive their or theirs, objective them; noun
Use it in a Sentence
–pronoun
1. (used to represent an inanimate thing understood, previously mentioned, about to be mentioned, or present in the immediate context): It has whitewall tires and red upholstery. You can't tell a book by its cover.
2. (used to represent a person or animal understood, previously mentioned, or about to be mentioned whose gender is unknown or disregarded): It was the largest ever caught off the Florida coast. Who was it? It was John. The horse had its saddle on.
3. (used to represent a group understood or previously mentioned): The judge told the jury it must decide two issues.
4. (used to represent a concept or abstract idea understood or previously stated): It all started with Adam and Eve. He has been taught to believe it all his life.
5. (used to represent an action or activity understood, previously mentioned, or about to be mentioned): Since you don't like it, you don't have to go skiing.
6. (used as the impersonal subject of the verb to be, esp. to refer to time, distance, or the weather): It is six o'clock. It is five miles to town. It was foggy.
7. (used in statements expressing an action, condition, fact, circumstance, or situation without reference to an agent): If it weren't for Edna, I wouldn't go.
8. (used in referring to something as the origin or cause of pain, pleasure, etc.): Where does it hurt? It looks bad for the candidate.
9. (used in referring to a source not specifically named or described): It is said that love is blind.
10. (used in referring to the general state of affairs; circumstances, fate, or life in general): How's it going with you?
11. (used as an anticipatory subject or object to make a sentence more eloquent or suspenseful or to shift emphasis): It is necessary that you do your duty. It was a gun that he was carrying.
12. Informal. (used instead of the pronoun its before a gerund): It having rained for only one hour didn't help the crops.
–noun
13. (in children's games) the player called upon to perform some task, as, in tag, the one who must catch the other players.
14. Slang.
a. sex appeal.
b. sexual intercourse.
—Idioms
15. get with it, Slang. to become active or interested: He was warned to get with it or resign.
16. have it, Informal.
a. to love someone: She really has it bad for him.
b. to possess the requisite abilities for something; be talented, adept, or proficient: In this business youeither have it or you don't.
17. with it, Slang.
a. aware of the latest fads, fashions, etc.; up-to-date.
b. attentive or alert: I'm just not with it early in the morning.
c. understanding or appreciative of something, as jazz.
d. Carnival Slang. being a member of the carnival.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# You really are dullard of unimaginable crapness
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Is that like a Picard of imaginable baldness?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Picard is the god of baldness
If he wasn't bald, then he would just be a man with hair
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I can't imagine Picard with hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# But I can imagine him with cum running down his bald head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I like you haven't
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Honestly?
I haven't...

I imagined it dripping out of Wesley Crusher though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Wesley, Wesley O_O
As long as it shuts him up and means he dies on the next away mission
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# These thoughts were a long time ago, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I would shag his mum and then make sure he walked in on us as I was doing her up her arse
Just to see him running off crying and traumatised by seeing his mum getting it up the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# No you wouldnt
You've never had sex in your life and wouldnt have a clue about what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Yawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# That's a lot of its to be sluffed.
Perhaps too much spluffing
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Spliffing it
I went on the Oxford English dictionary website, they don't have an entry for it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I learnt my first piece of carnival slang today.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Which was what?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I accuse you of not reading your own post.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# oiu
j'accusse aussi!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# No I didn't read it, I will read it now
I just copied and pasted it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Well read it, it might be NSFW or VERY RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# WHY??
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# No - it's just a horribly banal attempt at humour on his part.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# It doesnt matter, he can;t see me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I'm debating whether it's worth seeing his drivel anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I have such low self esteem that whenever I see a long thread that I posted in I think to myself "Look at all those people who aren't ignoring me"
Then I have a wank and a cry.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Wanker.
Crybaby.

You *are* ignoring me, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# How do you do a broken heart in emoticons. Um. </3 :(((
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Oh fuck, you're not.
erm, wrong reply, accidental typing, tourettes, etc. Obviously convincing, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Have you been listening to Kunt and the gang's album "I have a little wank and I have a little cry?"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I have not.
But it sounds like I have been retroactively plagiarised.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Have a little wank
Have a little cry
Get down tonight.
Get down tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I think he's ignoring you dixy :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I don't actually ignore anyone (except you) because I'd just end up missing out on all the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Fine... no more elephant threads for you
And Bollocks I accidently clicked I like this :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Me too now
Maybe it will make the popular page
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Can I make it up to you by not making a bomb-degree based gag?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# No, you can't
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# That used to work :(
What happened to us, pip :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# You became a cunt! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# *tries to work out who's ignoring whom*
*head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Professor Plum with the candlestick in the library
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Ignor'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I'm going to cite you as a key reason for my premature-by-30-years midlife crisis.
First the mixtape and now this :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# LALALALALALALALALALALALALA.
I have about 10 playlists on this computer that I need to burn and send. I really should set a day aside and do that soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Quite often I go on your last.fm only to be presented with a list of bands I have never heard of
I pick one at random and listen and they're usually quite good.

Let's be friends.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# :D bff
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# lolwerdz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# That's ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# :'C Icke
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Jo Whiley?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# excellent stuff :D
making me think of "Wheetos"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Great Scott!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# probably not
In order to render the skin shader at 30 fps would require 1.21 GIGAWATTS!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Great scott!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha
That would have been great if he was in it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# what the hell is a gigawatt?
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)