I remember a Polich bloke
walking up to me, grinning like a loon.
'I learn very good American song!'
'Riiiiight.'
'That girl - she teach it to me.'
'Riiiiight.'
'Smells like fish, tastes like chicken, that's the hole you put your dick in!'
'Oh god...'
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:37,
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