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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

women suck at golf

because we've got sense enough to know it's shit.
also, we're not interested in homoerotic bonding over the course of a tediously long game.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

i dont mind a bit of fishing

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

it's not bad

as long as you eat what you catch. catch and release is cruel to the fish and a bit pointless. if you're not hunting to eat(and let's face it, fishing is hunting) then i see no justifiable use for it.
sorry, i'll calm down now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

^this, much

what's the point of fishing, when morrison's sell it ready filleted, or for three and a half quid, you can get it already battered and cooked.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)

cos 10 fish die for every one caught and sold with trawling

and angling doesn't destroy the sea bed

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

i catch, release, then go smother my face in battered cod from the chippy like fucking war paint

and backflip out of the door warbling like xena

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

then we shall agree to disagree

and say no more about it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

i love you so much it hurts my liver

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

i love me so much

it hurts my batteries

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

Golf is shite, it ruins a good walk

Like all sports, it needs more fire, snipers and zombies

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

EVERYTHING needs more snipers and zombies!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

I know quite a few women who are excellent at golf

I'm not sure what sort of homoerotic game you were playing. Are you sure it was golf?

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in vino veritas, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

it may have been a rousing game of hunt the sausage

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)

You don't like hunt the sausage

and you take out this disappointment on the noble game of golf?

Truly a tragedy :(

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in vino veritas, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

i do like hunt the sausage

you don't have to walk around for 3 hours, twatting a little white ball around the place and then trying to find out where it landed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

I'm missing the homoeroticism there I'm afraid

or the reason why all women should dislike the game. You have lost me madam.

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in vino veritas, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

i've lost myself

my grip on sanity is tenuous at best, i appear to have dropped it for a moment and i can't find it again.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

they can't even control 3 holes...

...nevermind 18.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

we can control men with those 3 holes

that's good enough for me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)

not if one of those holes stink...

...ha ha...(just messin' with ya, ladies)... :D... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

here's to the hole that never heals

the more you rub it, the better it feels
not all the soap and water in hell
can wash away that fishy smell

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)

I remember a Polich bloke

walking up to me, grinning like a loon.
"I learn very good American song!"
"Riiiiight."
"That girl - she teach it to me."
"Riiiiight."
"Smells like fish, tastes like chicken, that's the hole you put your dick in!"
"Oh god..."

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