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# sewage workers are unsexy to the shit-smelling hilt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# As a last ditch career, maybe
I have qualifications to do lots of other unsexy jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# i am supremely qualified
to wash dishes or take care of children, neither of which i want to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# :(
Can't you wear a low cut top and some executive will give you a high paying job? Hollywood tells me this happens all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# if i wore a low-cut top
i could be a stand-in for the marianas trench
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# That's the idea isn't it?
Enormocleavage™
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# my acting career didn't really get off the ground.
i got turned down for hollyoaks.
thank fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Hollyoaks is sometimes quite funny
Like when those twins I went to school with died in a fireball
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# i don't watch it
it's shit. my ex has been on it loads of times but, due to the fact that you need an ear trumpet to hear him speak, he only gets walk-on parts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)