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# Imagine this as an olympic sport
Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)
# I often do
 
the awards are given posthumously

a la Upper Class Twit of the Year
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)
# I think we're onto something.
At the winter olympics, instead of using a bobsled at the luge, maybe the athletes could just use a coffin. That would save time too.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
# most sports would be greatly improved by the addition of land mines and assorted weaponry.
 
for the audience at home, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Imagine how much faster people would run in a marathon, if they were being shot at by a bloke in a car with an AK-47.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:20, archived)
# yes indeed
 
ALSO: TIGERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:40, archived)