They should just change it to 'Trainy problems' or just 'stuff'.
'Ladies and Gentlemen, due to stuff the 8:15 to Chipping Sodsbury has been delayed by 5 minutes'
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:43,
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Or we should get more strict with the rail operators like in Japan
Then people might want to use the rail services, the packed carriage gropings might not go down too well though
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:45,
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