Sounds like you have no chance of getting it back. Smash all the windows, set it on fire and just call it even.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:29,
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Don't start me on the windows...They have to be spotless, which is fair enough normally, but the frames are ancient and rotten and they're also going to tear them out just after I leave.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:38,
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