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# BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Order now and get the Mini Wolverine Claw™
TOTALLY FUCKING FREE !!!

Cloves of garlic? Chop them!
Nutmeg? Fuck that shit up!
Olives? THEY WILL NOT SURVIVE INTACT!

AND THAT'S NOT ALL!

ORDER RIGHT NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A BEAUTY CUCUMBER STEEL SLICER WITH MIRROR
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
# BUT WAIT! WE'RE NOT DONE YET!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# PEAS!
ORDER THE WOLVERINE CLAW™ AND, AS WELL AS THE MINI WOLVERINE CLAW™ AND THE CUCUMBER MIRROR THING®, YOU'LL GET PEAS! IN A BAG!

PEAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
# FUCK!
*Buys eleventy-three*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
# DEAR Mr Arethelemon,
With intense, deep grief we must inform you that your transaction could not be completed due to:

OUT OFS TOCK

We will be happy to refund your purchase. Alternatively, you can choose one of these items of equal value:

MP3 PLAYING CHEESE GRATER™
GLOW IN THE DARK STETSON
100% NYLON THONG - PACK OF 10 ASSORTED PLAYMOBIL DESIGNS
CAT

Thakyou for your valued custom,
DEALSdirect4U
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)