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# i had a cat named snowball
she died, she died!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# arf!
i take it you don't watch the simpsons much ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Then I cooked her and then ate her
yummy in my tummy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
# tastes surprisingly just like chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# that is because I cooked it inside a chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# now that's some cat-cooking skill, right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# aye, I also fucked it, just to make sure it was tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# pre-basted, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Double-basted, before and after
You have to make sure :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)
# mmmm
get those juices flowing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)