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# I did some sketches of my cat when she was chillin' on the couch with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
# DEAD
CAT
IS
DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# NO
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Fucking well dead,
massive dead,
bigtime dead,
DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
# NOT DEAD
NO
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
# MOTHUHHFUHCKAZ DEADNITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# WHY DID YOU KILL IT
KITTY KILLER!

HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I DID NOT KILL IT
SHE'S MY BABY :[


EDIT: Well not my ACTUAL baby but you know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
# This is nice.
I like the ears on the top right one.

edit: er, I mean, ohmygod dead cat etc
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# i had a cat named snowball
she died, she died!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# arf!
i take it you don't watch the simpsons much ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Then I cooked her and then ate her
yummy in my tummy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
# tastes surprisingly just like chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# that is because I cooked it inside a chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# now that's some cat-cooking skill, right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# aye, I also fucked it, just to make sure it was tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# pre-basted, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Double-basted, before and after
You have to make sure :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)
# mmmm
get those juices flowing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)
# have you sliced its tail in half?
you kids and your body modification fads
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Nooo
That's her back legs. Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# in which case they're bending weird and she should be checked out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Rigor mortis most likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Persi dreams of faceless severed cat heads.
Persi is a fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# omg matt
why r u such a jerk?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
# That question is older than time itself.
The answer is: Because I am a jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# OMFG U NOBB
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# i no rite
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# One day I will make my mouth that shape
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Your cat has no face?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
# he's got a big cat face
he's got the body of a cat and the face of a cat
and he flies through the air, 'cos he's got a cat face
CATFACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I stoved his face in with a shovel
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Pepsi
Does not like posing for drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# :3
you could make the bottom one look like it was rowing or something

also:
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
# norks
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I likes the one at the bottom
it has a good "relaxed, floppy cat" vibe.

No strikethrough gags, please, that would be too obvious :P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# he looks like a fist
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Oh, god.
Hasn't this tedious shitheap been banned yet?

I don't care if she's only a kid. If I want a screen filled with boring turd, I'll watch ITV.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I'd rather see a whole board full of pictures
that people took the time and effort to do themselves, than one peevish little post that just adds to the amount of cuntery alrealdy present in the world.

Best switch on ITV, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# "one peevish little post that just adds to the amount of cuntery alrealdy present in the world" ?
Make that two. Cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# cretinous vagabond!
wretched knave! piffling blaggart!

b.. boneheaded blundertrousers!! *monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Fair enough, I withdraw the remark.
Still think your initial post was a bit harsh regardless of what it was in reply to.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Put her on ignore then
being a cunt with your comments simply makes you come across as one
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Ah. That's more like it.
A reasonable comment.

But sometimes, it's right for cunts to come across as a cunt.
It helps the texture of the board, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Fair be
Approach this place as you want, I couldn't give a fuck to be honest; but I have always tried not be nasty, unless dealing with obvious spastics, who seem to rear their heads with increasing frequency

Generally, it's probably best not to comment on posts you don't like when they are not intentionally trollish, it simply generates ill will
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Yep.
That sounds right to me. I just hope I can remember this wisdom when I'm pissed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# herro persy
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# wow
a rubbish scratchy outline of a cat, and just because your a girl people will like it ,
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
# To paraphrase
I don't have to like what you draw but I'll defend your right to draw and post it as long as you did it yourself.

If you don't like it, click the ignore button.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# who shat on your cornflakes?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# someone swapped my cornflakes again!
I spent ages shitting on them

damn it, I never get to eat my own poopflakes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)
# your cat has no face, where is it's nose? how does it smell?
LOL
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
# She does to!
That's just the back of her head.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# FLUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# lully
The more hand-drawn stuff on b3ta the better I say.
My 19yr old cat decided to go for a walk at 11 and got stuck in a hedge - cue me frantically searching the garden in the dark and pouring rain! She was screaming her head off when I found her but no injuries or anything, just stuck - when she got back inside it was like nothing had happened. She's going a bit mad in her old age!!
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Awww poor fluff!
Cats are mad in all ages. I still miss my last one, Trevor. He brought me half a pigs head once. How he got it through the cat flap is still a mystery, and where the hell he found it (local Chinky?)...
My newest cat, Spot, is far more laid back.

Edit: And not saying a word on the OP pics. Got my head well bitten last time from all areas.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Your skills are definitely improving
I'm more than twice your age but my "artist age" is probably the same as yours, so I watch your progress with interest. Keep on keeping on Killa!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)