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# I just got an email from number 10
Hi,

I'm sorry to inform you that your petition has been rejected.

Your petition was classed as being in the following categories:

* Intended to be humorous, or has no point about government
policy

If you wish to edit and resubmit your petition, please follow
the following link:
petitions.number10.gov.uk/terrorbastard/B1rgS1AYPRwuD1yacPA5FyZ

You have four weeks in which to do this, after which your
petition will appear in the list of rejected petitions.

Your petition reads:

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to: 'rename
Michael Aspel, through deed-poll, 'Nuclear Terror Bastard''

We believe that Michael Aspel's career, and, indeed, the
collective people of great Britian would benefit from the
renaming of this great man to 'Nuclear Terror Bastard'

-- the ePetitions team
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# no point about government policy?
bollocks! it's a fuckload cheaper than the trident replacement and would have a massively greater impact!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# precisley
"ah you english, capitalist swines! we blow up your country with our death weapons!"

"Oh really old boy? Heard of our new secret weapon, codename:nuclear terror bastard?"

"oh shits.... that sounds evil, we will make war with america instead."
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# they've got a point
it's not like the approved petitions are a waste of anyone's time or anything
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)