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# Yeah actually, I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Maybe I should have checked that before worrying that nobody had checked out this clown who likes his dog, Donna.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# You funny fucker
does your carer know you have access to these websites. Put the crash helmet back on and stop being a Keyboard Commando.
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Fancy that for timing - my carer gave me access to the internet almost 24 hours after last time too
Perhaps you should have a look through the FAQs canine-chav-cunt muncher
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Chav? is it 2007 again?
You lonley hobo-looking smeg collector?
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Ha. Touche with that new word "smeg"
Did your Nan buy you Red Dwarf on VHS for Christmas, or did Donna suck off one of The Romany folk you work with (undoubtedly a relation) to borrow the collection. Now be a good chap and kindly fuck off back to the waltzers.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# The Key Board Commando is back. with the cliche Gypo and Chav insults, how original.
Smeg is an abbreviation of smegma,you know the stuff YOU have collating around you lonley little cock. I had meant no reference to Red Dwarf as my knowledge spreads further than Cult BBC comedies. I find your attempts to insult my wife amusing, and a clear indication that you are trying to anger me as much as I have obvioulsy angered you. It hasnt worked im afraid. "Axe Wound" another name for a cunt isnt it? Name says it all.
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Should I give you the definition of Chav?
Oh, no need, mirrors and your wife can serve as a constant reminder.
Obviously your knowledge knows no bounds, which is probably why you didn't need to look at the FAQs before posting other people's work.

Presumably it is with your oracle-esque knowledge base that gave you the insight that I, the "key board keyboard commando", am so lonely. Oh woe is me, if only I could win a wife through bare knuckle fighting - or was it the coconut shy? Pass my love onto Donna and hopefully she won't pass on anything nasty from my smeg, or Kevin's, Kyle's, Jason's, Wayne's, Bob's, John's, Vlad's, Pete's, Gary's, Stu's, Tom's...
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)