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# I hope the world ends in great pain tomorrow at 5 o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# get me some plutonium
and it fucking will
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# wait til the compo's announced. I'll prepare the plutonium
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# right
i'll kidnap the scientist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# They'd better be horrific medieval monsters to fight with swords.
By god there'd better be.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# yeh, it would be a real shame if they were lacking.
in the absence of them, you could always just pretend a tree is a monster.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# That wouldn't be the same.
How would I fuck its decapitated lifeless bloody corpse?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# there should be plenty of them around to fuck.
fuck one of them.

in fact, stick a few together so they look like a monster.
pretend they're alive. kill them. decapitate them. fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Wait are we talking about hookers or am I reading between the lines?
Fuck, now I've just thought of that Dook of Oil prostitute out of The Man with Two Brains.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
now I'm thinking about Beverley D'Angelo.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# as long as it ends after the celtic game, I couldn't give a fuck :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# why?
so celtic go down in galactic history as the last team to go out of europe before the world ended?

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# can't wait to see all your signings this year......oh wait who have you signed?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# championees :)
I don't think we need anyone. I think getting rid of ferguson was like signing 6 new players. I'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)