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# Be prepared!
That's the boy scouts' solemn creed,
Be prepared!
And be clean in word and deed.
Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice,
Unless you get a good percentage of her price

*sings merrily*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I've pledged allegiance to the Queen as a boy scout. Not sure why, exactly.
Am I meant to defend her personally, in the event of a war?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Yes, by the cunning employment of knots and orienteering
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# My most recent mouthful of tea has just matched co-ordinates with my keyboard.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Then my work here is done
*disappears like a phantom into the night*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# If you're smoking reefers then they always should be shared...
Be prepared!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)