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# O_O
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# those things really exist.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
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*bends over*
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
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*drills*
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)
# *yelps*
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 12:43, archived)
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I saw you in the snack aisle. I'm sure you were checking me out because my shirt was a deep V-neck and I was showing cleavage. I hope I didn't scare you away when you saw the pregnancy test in my shopping cart. Please don't judge me, based on this. It was negative anyway.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# jesus christ :S
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# so you don't want me?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Wimp. Real men use gas powered models.
www.b3tards.com/u/91cbdca9d1a966f4d086/vm3000.jpg - linked for work safety. No goatse involved...
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)