PLEASE TO MEET YOUR AQUAINTANCE DEAR SIRE AND HOW MAY I SERVE YOU IN THIS WELL BUILD CASTLE WITH FIFTY BILLION DAGGERS?????? SHALL I REMOVE THE SHARDS OF GLASS FROM YOUR FEET???
YOU HAVE BEEN GONE LONG ON A LONG JOURNEY FULL OF MISERY AND ADVENTURE AND A LOT OF SEX. PLEASE DO REST SO THAT YOU MAY HAVE STRENGTH LATER TO TELL US ALL YOUR TALE.