Also, he's got a limp.
Might want to get that checked.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:54,
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And his Pretty Severe Short Sightedness
(actually it might be long sightedness)
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Sheep!,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:57,
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he shouldn't dip it in his tea
without having an emergency spoon close by
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:13,
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of course
didn't he get the pamphlet?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:21,
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too much wanking
it makes you blind, don'tcha know.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Aug 2009, 23:26,
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