Argh.There should be some sort of alcohol internet test.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 5:43,
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Buy yourself a keyboard made out of crispsIf you're too drunk, and on the internet, you'll want to eat your keyboard.
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The Neville What what what,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 5:52,
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I think I'd eat that keyboard regardless
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 6:05,
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Not if the crisps are*insert flavour of something you only like when drunk* flavour!
( The Neville What what what,
Sat 8 Aug 2009, 6:38,
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