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# In my job for the NHS (which I am about to leave)
I need as many signatures to order a rubber
stamp as I would need to get an abortion.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Moments like this
How not to sound like the Daily Fail in response?

Who comes out with legislation like this? How do they have board meetings and keep a straight face when they make stuff like this law?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat*
it's a consipracy to bring the NHS to its knees in what looks like incompetence so that people rile against it and instead turn to nice, expensive private medical care.

Either that or the people in charge are a bunch of fucking idiots.

And surely no-one would put a bunch of idiots in charge.

Surely.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I could honestly stare into the endless depths of space
and not fathom the reasoning with this one. What could possibly go wrong from a corporate point of view giving someone a tiny plaster to cover a slight cut on a finger, so drops of blood don't get on their cameras?

I'm quite good with political correctness, but come on
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Political correctness is all well and good
but it doesn't really have anything to do with subject in hand.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Well no, it does
ten years ago if my finger had a little cut causing annoyance and I asked that girl for a plaster and she refused, it would be incomprehensible, and be in Private Eye as a joke to far; or as I said, some reactionary headline in some right-wing paper

Yesterday, it simply wasted my time; i missed the staff canteen and half our department's briefing trying to find a fucking plaster, that could have been resolved immediately

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Ah, Health and Safety Gone Mad
Seriously - this isn't a legislation thing, just some bad briefing and lack of common sense at your workplace. Employers have a duty of care which means that refusing you a plaster is more worrying than the fact that you cut yourself at work in the first place.

Love your pics by the way.

(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Emm
I shall raise this issue with my boss and the HR director on Monday, thanks for that

An incredible waste of resources (me missing food) and half a PR briefing (information)

and cheers, in the right place I guess ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)