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# simultaneously raping their dead corpse arses
while smashing their skulls in with a hammer and screaming 'I'm out! I'm out!'
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahahahaha :D
I want to see this happen now :)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ...while Duncan Bannatyne rims him
and Deborah does Duncan with a strap-on, and Peter Jones pisses over all of them, and Evan Davies sits in the corner masturbating and crying.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# While the Australian one licks up his salty tears
and defaecates into a gravy boat
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# and James Khan
videos it while hanging out the back of a dying pig
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# He loves it up that dying pig
you just can't tempt him out... except by smearing royal jelly on Meaden's flaps and getting her to sing Blur's Song 2 out her piss hole.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Oh YES :D
Make is so

You are welcome in my Kingdom of Ribald :)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)