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# Dragons den
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Look at Deborah's face
She can't wait to have a go, bless 'er!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# kin ell
*cleeck*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Big Improvement!
Great work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# What makes tha machine REALLY disturbing is the RUST.
Chrome it up.
I'll order one.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# What about brass & copper
to go for the steampunk look
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# As much as I like a bit of brass and copper.....
....I can't think of anyone that would want jets of steam being released that far south....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# The way Peter Jones is sitting I would guess that he has had a go on it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Or just because those chairs are too low and get uncomfortable after a while
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# There might be an invisible dog licking his nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Or he's wearing electric sex pants
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# On second thoughts, I think he might have crapped himself by the look on his face
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Damn these electric sex pants
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# theo looks like he can barely contain his excitement
and is about to bumrush us and jam that rust machine up his shitchute.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# He does have the look of a horny man
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# it's beyond horny, it's manic
the eyes....of a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# A killer necrophiliac
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# simultaneously raping their dead corpse arses
while smashing their skulls in with a hammer and screaming "I'm out! I'm out!"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahahahaha :D
I want to see this happen now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ...while Duncan Bannatyne rims him
and Deborah does Duncan with a strap-on, and Peter Jones pisses over all of them, and Evan Davies sits in the corner masturbating and crying.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# While the Australian one licks up his salty tears
and defaecates into a gravy boat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# and James Khan
videos it while hanging out the back of a dying pig
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# He loves it up that dying pig
you just can't tempt him out... except by smearing royal jelly on Meaden's flaps and getting her to sing Blur's Song 2 out her piss hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Oh YES :D
Make is so

You are welcome in my Kingdom of Ribald :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# They never fund sex toys
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)