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# That's pretty cool
You're like a Reduced Calorie JJ - all the taste, only half the fat.

edit: Fuck, I just realised I probably insulted 2 people at once - sorry, I'm not a cunt really. Kinda not. I did click.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I'm not offended
but rather comfused that I could be made of calories.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Everyone's made of calories
Some more than others
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Yeah like... like... your mum!
not really got the hang of this offending people lark have I?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# My Mum died 6 weeks ago. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Oooo when you're hot you're hot!
This assumes you are pulling my leg. If this is not the case then my sincerest condolences.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I am of course pulling your leg
She died 6 minutes ago and I'm resting my keyboard on her slowly cooling bosom.

edit: I appear to have gone all 4chan. Let me reboot myself and get back to you all later.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Pics or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# If we're doing 4chan
Pics
Tits
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# 4chan invented sickness
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I'm made of lots of calories
Still, I bet you'd get some fantastic crackling from my belly.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I would love to cuddle you
But I'm afraid you would destroy me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Haha
I wouldn't destroy you and I may have to change my name to "Minimus" before the london bash next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Don't shrink too much, big fella :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I will never get to my ideal BMI, you have no worries there
Mainly because it would be impossible for me to reach it without being dead. Another 5-6 stone and I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I'm insulted you didn't insult more people at once
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Well, my Sig covers all the bases I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# How dare you!
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# It's because you are wearing Speedos instead of your usual red Y fronts
Your bits have been rearranged in such an unusual manner that it's affected your mood.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)