I have never goldplated my penis
I have, however, goldplated the penii of several other men.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:03,
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Phwoar!
Now that sounds like a sexy tale....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:06,
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It was during a very honourable fight
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:20,
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