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# I've spent the last three hours trying to watch 'The Room' by Tommy Wiseau
I'm about halfway through
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:05, archived)
# im assuming that
the room is not 6 hours long, but just increadably difficult to watch. Or do you keep running out of plastic spoons and having to nip to the shop and such? (excuse my terrible english - im scottish)
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:13, archived)
# is it as bad as they say it is
is it entertaining.

please describe the movie in 20 words or less
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# ok here goes
"Man with funny accent cannot express his emotions convincingly. Other actors came along for the ride."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:22, archived)
# WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DID YOU TAKE DANNY!
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)
# DO YOU UNDERSTENN LIFE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:34, archived)
# yeah, from the small youtube clips,
...I gathered his accent as somewhere between the bad guys from Die Hard & Steve Martin's 'two wild and crazy guys' Saturday Night Live skit with Dan Akroyd ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9SaKYFR6ms )
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)
# #
 
I FORGOT ABOUT THE SEXY MATLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)
# I've set it to update every 12 hours
and queued up enough pictures to give me a 14 day buffer
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:33, archived)
# ahhahhahh that is pretty sweet
 
I should find out more about tumblr and t
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# * * * * *
I give it five stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
# it is beyond "so bad it's good"
it is beyond "so 'so bad it's good' it's bad"

it is pushing the boundaries of '"so "so 'so bad it's good' it's bad" it's good"' that it starts to become bad again for a quadruple irony bonus
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Dayum.
So in actuality it's just plain bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)
# yes but with a quadruple irony multiplier
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:10, archived)
# so it's like rain, on your running day?
...or like a free ride, when you already paid?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:13, archived)
# it's more like having an egg beater forcibly inserted in your colon and being pushed into an MRI.
 
which, coincidentally, is precisely how Alanis Morisette died.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:17, archived)
# goodnight sweet princess
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# jagged little bowel
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:24, archived)
# dude has stubble
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:28, archived)
# kill me in the face
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# I BEG TO DIFFER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:29, archived)
# ROST ON POACE, OLONOS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:25, archived)
# WIV DA ANGLES, EH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:29, archived)
# he's been up for 3 days watching it over and over
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:43, archived)