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# Stairlift to Heaven


At last, the long awaited follow-up to last year's brilliant 'Care Home Cleaner Simulator'

In 'Stairlift Engineer Simulator' you live, breath and experience all the thrills and chills of one of your favourite childhood heroes.

* Work your way all the way up a level 3 NQF certfication
* Tackle fitting a new RSJ46 rotary fly motor with Transtech gearing
* Charm the gullible into making you tea whilst you pilfer from their handbag
* Avoid touching the fold-up seats inevitably tainted by the piss of the infirm
* Multiplayer out the arse: Play head-to-head with your friends - race to see who will be first to perform a grade E service?!
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(dalliard daily guff @ dalliard.com, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# this looks like my kind of game.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# recommended by Led Zeppelin*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# *sings*
And she's bu-uy-ing a stair lift to Hea-aven!
*awesome guitar solo*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I haven't had so much fun
since they release the Sims!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# LOL's beats flight sim anyway
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I don't know who you are, but you're awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Bonus level : fix it before the gremlins kill the old woman
Some games are better when you lose.

Also, this is great.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Great stuff
Advanced Lawnmower Simulator lives on
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)