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# I am one of those people
I got attacked by a duck in a zoo one time, it was horrible

At first I just stood there laughing as it bit my legs but then it actually got me a couple of good ones. For a split second I was torn between wanting to pick it up to throw it back in the pond and the realisation that I was in a zoo filled with children.

One of the keepers noticed and took the duck away. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Ok
when I was very young my mum took me to a childrens' zoo where you could go in with the animals. A goat started to chew on my coat and I got really upset about it. I couldn't understand why it would be so rude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:50, archived)
# PLEASE GUYS SOMEONE COMMENT ON MY STORY
I'M NOT SAYING THIS IN AN ATTENTION-SEEKING WAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:14, archived)
# GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:36, archived)
# i hear ya man, i hear ya
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:41, archived)
# seriously if you didn't expect a goat to be rude then i don't know how to help you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:42, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)
# You're not on its approved food list.
Once they get a taste of humans they are never the same after.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)
# This was the duck
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# ducks.gronkblogs.au
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)
# the link doesn't work
i can't get the link to work
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# Do you have a scroll wheel on your mouse?
If so, try using that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)
# I've a virus on my router so I can't scroll.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Art. Literature. Entertainment.
I saw shada mention this earlier so I spent some time figuring out what it was about.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:08, archived)
# I trust you figured it out.
It's very important to get jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Yes, I'm fully up to speed vis-a-vis this humour-instance
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)
# My mouse is cordless so it gets a little bit finnicky when I try to use it for websites
it's great for word processing though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:11, archived)
# What kind of words is it good with?
Reason I'm asking, I'm thinking of writing a romance novel and I want to make sure my mouse is compatible.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:12, archived)
# I don't think i've tried it on a romance set of words
I mainly do comedy and sci fi.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:38, archived)
# evil fucker evil EVIL FUCKING DUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)
# THAT'S THE EXACT SAME GOAT THAT ATE MY COAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)
# That looks more like a small goose.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# KILL IT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# It looks like such a lovely boid
they cannot be trusted
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)
# S
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# Shod
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# When we were kids my friend had a mean ass pet duck that used to run after us and bite us
apparently it was some kind of weird sex thing.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)