I shall bring approx 4 shopping bags crammed with 'half used' tissues
and a few boxes full of 'they're not quite empty yet' shampoo bottles from my cousin who explodes with anger when somebody dares mention the letters O, C and D in the same sentence.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 17:51,
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4 bags of half used tissues?
that's the dog fed for a week then.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:05,
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