I think approximately
zero. My, admittedly limited, experience of people and their ways is that most people are generally able to appreciate a good joke without shooting beverages all over the place.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:42,
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You really don't visit the right kind of gentlemans clubs
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:43,
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