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# you're quite mad.
*hugs*
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hellos and all that.
I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT HAD SEX.

DO NOT MAKE ME GET THE STICK.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# of course i haven't had sex.
it's a given when your me...i'm like a nun, just without the religeous crap.

that and he hates me now. i am so fucking childish. it rocks.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Same 'he'?
I have made a few friends, sadly they are all internet people and as such I can not sexually violate them while they are sleeping. Or at least it requires a lot more forethought.

That and they're about as much use as friends as a soap donkey.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# friends are over rated.
as is sex. as is eeeeeeeeeeverything other than, donkeys.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Maybe you should make some time for me to come and molest you then.
Molest you with lovely compliments!

And my penis.


And now I must go and dinner.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# i would if you didn't scare me so much.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)