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# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Black eyes.
Like a doll's eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# and when he comes at you, he doesn't seem to be living
until he bites you and those black eyes roll over white...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:57, archived)
# A little shaking, a little hollering, and down you go
luv.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:50, archived)
# "OH RAWRANCE, YOUR EYES SO BIG"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Gotta get me some sea weed.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# *oof*
It's spanging time...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# O_O Where do I sign up?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Glub glub glubtastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# hahahashish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# lol big eyes
lol drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# DRUGDRUGDRUGDRUGDRGUDUEODOUGDRUOSNDROUGEAODROURDRUGODROGDRUG
DRUgDOUGHFDRUOGDORUGDRUGDRUGSDUGSDRUGSODSOUDRUGSDRUGSDRUG
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha. you nutter.
haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Is that an offer?
If so I hope it comes with a massage parlour style happy ending.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# bless.
you never stop trying do you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW INCREDIBLY HORNY I AM
IT'S LIKE PRAWN COCKTAIL FLAVOURED CRISPS IN MY BRAIN
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# now THAT'S horny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# you're quite mad.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hellos and all that.
I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT HAD SEX.

DO NOT MAKE ME GET THE STICK.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# of course i haven't had sex.
it's a given when your me...i'm like a nun, just without the religeous crap.

that and he hates me now. i am so fucking childish. it rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Same 'he'?
I have made a few friends, sadly they are all internet people and as such I can not sexually violate them while they are sleeping. Or at least it requires a lot more forethought.

That and they're about as much use as friends as a soap donkey.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# friends are over rated.
as is sex. as is eeeeeeeeeeverything other than, donkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Maybe you should make some time for me to come and molest you then.
Molest you with lovely compliments!

And my penis.


And now I must go and dinner.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# i would if you didn't scare me so much.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)
# crazy jabbar is at it again!
*hides the hookah*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Dave Grohl?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Myspace.com/Jeru
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Nah
It's actually www.myspace.com/TheImitableJ
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Side effects may include headbutting.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# You'd have sex with Terry Gilliam?
You sicken me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Smooth zoom?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:54, archived)
# what do you call an arab in the cockpit of a plane?
the pilot you racist!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# He could be an air steward or stewardess visiting the cabin, you sexist bastard!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Yeah, or an innocent kid sitting on the pilot's knee, you paedo.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Hide Drug!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# It's like West Side Story
Sharks vs Jets. But with drugs instead of dancing.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:50, archived)
# funstuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)