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# Good, drugs are bad!
The Dutch Inventor Mediocre is unable to see the colour blue due to an extremely unfortunate radish picking incident.

In fact, if he sees someone riding a blue bicycle, he actually thinks they are floating.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Which led to his next great invention...
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# This is true.
In 1429, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Spoons.

"I am shit at the guitar and the piano, so I invented the spoons so I had an instrument I could play. Next time, I will tell you about the time I invented television aerials...." said the psychotic dutchman.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)